last year, my boyfriend pulled the shittest stunt in our relationship, revealing all 5 minutes before one of my exams and putting me in the worst frame of mind. This year, the now ex is lurking around the library, accosting my male friends in the street and staring at my girlfriends awkwardly, despite not having spoken a word to me in nearly 6 months. Even though he took a year out and only has to do one exam this year while I have my finals, I’m the one forced to avoid campus in case i run into him. Final two exams which will determine what degree i get are on thursday and friday. If I see him beforehand and he dares to put me in a horrible mindframe again, he is getting a serious smack to the face. Worst. Ex. Ever!
LOOK AT ME. LOOK AT ME IN MY EYES. DO YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME? A SUMMER HOBBY? THIS IS DEADLY SERIOUS BUSINESS AND YOU’RE BEHAVING LIKE AN AMATEUR. A NOBODY. YOU MISSED HALF YOUR CUES ON A ROUTINE WE PRACTICED FOR WEEKS. DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE SWIMSUIT DISASTER.
The lights were too bright! I wasn’t prepared for the added pressure of audience scrutiny!
I DON’T HAVE THE WORDS TO EXPRESS MY DISAPPOINTMENT RIGHT NOW.
But I wasn’t-
SHHHHHHH. DON’T TALK. JUST SIT THERE IN YOUR SHAME.